(Note: Don't poop, fart, or go to the bathroom while doing this!)

How to make a fart in a jar:

1. Draw a cat.

2. Eat the picture of the cat.

3. Make a bowl of chili.

4. Pour a gallon of hot sauce in the chili.

5. Chop 1000 onions and throw them in the pot.

6. Play Egg vs. Chicken while throwing beans into the pot.

7. Cook it for 5 min. at 9000 degrees.

8. Eat. Serve with an energy drink for best results.

9. When you're going to fart, put a jar at your butt and let it rip! Close it quickly.

10. Done!